Everything that I want from the Net-a-Porter Memorial Day Sale


Stress shopping has, lamentably, cemented itself in my habits and processes. In order to keep stress-shopping from turning into stress-buying, I have to tell someone about the best things on sale. So…. here we go. Consider this installment one.

This fantastic hardshell suitcase

Artis Makeup Brushes like this one

This adorable raffia/gingham Loeffler Randall tote

This Staud clear bucket bag

Green hoops to wear when I’m pretending to be fashionable

A Danse Lente handbag in saddle leather

Prada. Prada of course

A Ganni black dress to wear when I’m pretending to be a 23-year-old influencer and a similarly trendy tulle turleneck top and a SEQUIN SKIRT

This Yuzefi tote in Tan, Brick and White

The Victoria Beckham pink blazer of my dreams

Jennifer Fisher and a chain link ear

Something to make me feel like I went clubbing in the early aughts

One Loewe coat and two Loewe coats and you get the point